May 29 2007
Madrid, to and fro
The trip to Madrid was my final TOE trip with a check airman.
Being the final phase in training after a month of 757/767 school, a domestic IOE and already having a single oceanic crossing under my belt, I felt there was more pressure because there was really no excuse for me not to have my crap together for the trip to Madrid compared my performance (or lack thereof) on the trip to Paris a few weeks ago.
The evening started with a hitch.
We’re about number six or seven for takeoff, taxiing on a single engine and the generator on the operating engine decides to go offline. We try to reset it, it doesn’t work, talk to maintenance and it looks like we’re going to head back to the gate and that the aircraft is unairworthy to cross the Atlantic.
Domestically, you can have a number of malfunctions with the aircraft, some fairly major, many minor and still be legal to dispatch within the contiguous United States. When you start adding in the legalities, procedures and requirements to satisfy “ETOPS” criteria (extended twin-engine operations? I’m too lazy to look it up), each malfunction may or may not deem the aircraft illegal to perform an ocean crossing.
Luckily, there is a spare aircraft that we’re going to swap into once we arrive back at the gate.
Moving a couple hundred people from one plane to another, including containerized cargo, cleaning and servicing the cabin, conducting fresh security sweeps and the crew and I making sure we have our ducks in a row with the redispatch, it can take a longer period of time than you’d expect.
Especially when 33.3% of the cockpit crew is brand new and doesn’t have a firm grasp on what the hell’s going on!
Yes, I know, self-deprecating humor.
But here’s the great part about three-man crews with a ‘relief pilot’. They’re just like flight engineers. They’ll coordinate with maintenance, look up items in the logbook for you and are an extra set of hands when things get a little hectic.
We ended up pushing back a couple hours later after returning to the gate, but we have a MAX 16-hour duty window, we’re still getting fed and still getting a nap so it’s a lot different than looking forward to a 14 hour duty day domestic with 5 legs, 4 approaches and a bunch of weather to circumnavigate.
Rewind!
Let me just rewind the clock a bit and tell you what happens BEFORE you get to the aircraft.
Domestic check-in time is about an hour before departure, but international check-in time is two hours prior to departure.
We’ll sign into the computer, meet up with the other crewmembers and determine who needs a landing. This is important because you might get one, two or none in a month and landing currency becomes an issue. Better to do it in the real airplane than go uncurrent and take a trip to Atlanta to do it in a simulator.
The pilot who needs the takeoff or landing will print the flight plan, weather information and ‘track messages’ . A “track message” is more or less a printout of the negotiated airways of sorts, across the Atlantic. There’s an entry point, like HECKK off the coast of Canada, a series of lat/long coordinates and a exit point on the other side where we join the European airway system.
Naturally, that’s oversimplified, but that’s the basic gist.
The pilot who will be flying the leg prepares a plotting chart with our assigned track. He’ll also plot the “equal time points” where if we have an inflight emergency requiring a unplanned diversion, we’ll know instantly whether it’s best to turn around and land at St. Johns, Newfoundland, fly north up to Reyjavik, Iceland or fly south down to Lajes, Azores.
The other pilot will review the plotting chart and crosscheck your work and then you’ll head off to the aircraft.
The flying pilot will program the flight plan, the non-flying pilot will conduct an interior preflight and the relief pilot assigned for the trip will do an exterior preflight inspection, check some of the systems like the lavatory (IMPORTANT as improperly preflighting the lavatory monitoring system is one of the top reasons planes divert in flight and it costs big dollars to divert over an overflowing toilet).
We’ll figure out the breaks. Say we have a 10 hour, flight, take off an hour for the initial climb, an hour for the descent phase, then divide the 8 hours into three breaks. In this example about 2 hours and 40 minutes per pilot. Then we’ll figure out who goes on first break, second break and third break.
There’s a reclining business elite seat, a light curtain and a leather ottoman-type pad called a “Spongebob” that we can use to make the surface more flat if you’re planning on sleeping.
You can sleep, engorge yourself with food (there’s no lack of food on the international side. Careful else you’ll join the ’spandex waistband club’ very quickly), watch a movie, whatever you want to do.
On most of my flights, the relief pilot will take the first break and he’ll take my seat. Next, he’ll come back up, take my seat and then I’ll head back. After his break is up, he’ll come back up and sit in the captains seat.
But all three of us are generally only in the cockpit together for the first and last 45-60 minutes of the flight.
Back to the future:
Since we were so late departing JFK, the Atlantic track system was very quiet, no one talking on 123.45 at all. We’d hear the occasional Aer Lingus flight or a couple of corporate jets, but for the most part, we were on the tail end of the track eastward.
The sun actually rises fairly swiftly as you’re flying over the globe and I got my first glimpse of the sea. Perhaps I’m weird, but on all of my other flights, whether I’m flying or non-revving to Europe, it’s always cloudy so it was a special treat. A weird…special treat.
The arrival into Madrid was a lot easier, in my opinion, than France. Partially because I had more experience and partially because I understood the Spaniards English much better.
It’s a beautiful airport, friendly people and I’ll tell you this, pilots are still “somebody” in Europe. Crowd will clear as you walk through, people are especially cordial and respectful and people take notice. It’s almost like the old days I gather.
When we all arrive at the hotel, some of the crew goes out to do shopping or take a walk, others take naps, some just disappear entirely until you see them at van time the next day.
The captain, FO #2 and I decide we’re going to meet about 6pm downstairs.
Usually, once the andrenaline wears off, you’re dog tired and most elect to take a nap before meeting up for dinner and drinks.
And I’ve noticed that if you don’t set an alarm clock, you’ll probably sleep for much longer than you’ve intended because your circadian rhythm is all screwed up at this point.
Later that evening, we met up with some of the captain’s nephews who are residing in Madrid, went to a number of places for “Tapas”, beer and even the famous “Meson de Champignons (??)” which is the place a lot of crews go to for beer and mushroom tapas.
If you’re an eater and a drinker, Madrid is for you.
Going back
The flight back to JFK the next day was enjoyable. I’m starting to finally get a feel for the rhythm of the operation and what needs to be done when and how to do it which I’m transitioning from a perspective of “OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!” to developing comfort and regularity with the procedures.
It was another beautiful day across the Atlantic and even got a picture, albeit not a very good one, of some of the ice shelf melting off the coast of Newfoundland.
I didn’t do such a nice landing like I did in Paris and Madrid, but I was able to walk away from it!
My trips next month are two Frankfurt Germany trips and another Paris. Thanks for reading and make sure you tune in for updates in June.
Some photos:
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“Tapas” while watching the bullfights
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The “Mushroom House”
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The captain’s two nephews who live in Spain
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Navigation chores enroute on the tracks
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Melting ice shelf over the North Atlantic.